Monday 10 December 2018

HEART CONTROLLER!





I woke up this morning feeling this ecstasy
Such that makes you hold your breath Against the muscled fart from a pregnant Woman ready to birth her Esau & Jacob A feeling with rhythmic pattern that Caresses you into dancing to the tune of Arusi Iyi like one of the acolytes in okija The type that tastes like the Opioro mango At the Junction between Elu & Okagwe In God’s own state.



Have I ever told you how alluring you are? How the Moon and the Sun crush on you How the day wants to have you all to itself But are you aware of this conspiracy that The beautiful one that is yet to be born Sits on the halved moon in the sky Envious and petrified at your pulchritude Perplexed at the differentness of your Curvaceous figure that can trigger traffic On Mile 2 Apapa Wharf expressway Who can contend with her? She sniggered. 




Your smile is enough to send the Sun 6feet Like David did to Uriah with a letter That outlived him on the battlefield Such smile that makes the clouds slither Away like the dispersed onward christian Soldiers who loves to match as to war The smile that freezes the moon to a spot Like Johnbull your first love back in the day Who once peed on his frail ego abruptly But blames it on your gaze at his erection. 



 Are you aware that your charm is cause? The other day, I eavesdropped on them Oh yes I did! But with goodly intentions Like Mama Amebo does whenever she’s Plotting how to plant a discord amongst Neighbors who are prone to fist fights I heard all they said but didn’t bulge not until My name was mentioned between, then, The heavens broke lose and lost its weight From the downpour hanging on it waist. 




Please dnt leave me alone so I can drown Myself in your love!

Wednesday 3 October 2018

MISTAKEN IDENTITY: HUMILITY VERSUS STUPIDITY

Humility is simply the act of being humble in an ethical dimension. It means bringing down yourself to be very “small” even when you are “big”.  It is the total elimination of egoistical status. An extreme form of humility is humiliation –making you feel low in a very bad way. Humility is the opposite of pride (meekness and subdueness). A good example is the story of Mother Teresa who was a teacher in an Indian school. She gave up the comfort of the convent she was supposed to live and stayed with the poorest people on the streets, including the sick and the dying ones. These were people nobody cared about. She even helped with burial arrangements of those that could not survive or recover.


In another breath, stupidity is a when you act without intelligence or reasoning. A stupid person can be called a moron, dumb, fool or idiot. Stupidity could be innate, extreme or temporary.



Without mincing words, we humans have always confused these two acts together.  Stupidity comes in wears different patterns.



Painfully, some people have made religion the scapegoat of their stupidity in guise of humility. They seem to attach extreme spirituality to ordinary things. This is the more reason why we keep having problems all around the word. Somebody would tell you that Jesus said “if somebody slaps you on the right cheek, you give him the other side to repeat the slap. Perhaps you forgot this statement was a parable. You are a job seeker and you include in your CV that your hobby is smoking and partying all night long. It sounds funny, but this is a case of extreme stupidity. You are working in an organisation where you are being paid peanuts, no leave allowance, no promotion, abuse of position, working from dawn to dusk, no welfare package, sexual assault, no breaks, no Xmas bonus, salary delay, yet you stay put and hope to raise a family, saying: Half-bread is better than none” or “God’s time is the best”, yet you go to a corner and start lamenting. You forget you are drawing closer to retirement age. Such a person would die of diagnostic paralysis and poverty of the spirit. Why indulge in something that doesn’t add value to your life? Why do you lack in the midst of plenty? You are walking down the road with your girlfriend, carrying her bag and you justify your action with the love-is-blind cliche. Don’t be surprised if she asks you to wash her panties the next day. What an advertisement of ignorance! Such a relationship would smoulder like an inferno. 


Truth be said, we always find the right words o justify our stupidity. Why put yourself in great abjection? Why pamper pride in others? Why engage in unworthy flattery? Most of the so-called feeble-minded people turn out to be having pseudo-debility. All intellect will exhibit weakness when affective motives work in contrary. I call it CLEVER STUPIDITY. We think we are being humble, while displaying sheer stupidity. Humility should not be weakness. Being humble is not supposed to be denial of your rights, talents and gifts.  You must stand for what you deserve and display self-worth. Stupidity will always try to cling unto humility that is why there is need to have good knowledge of The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity because a stupid person will always cause damage to himself with a psychological projection. A stupid man is the most dangerous man on earth. It takes a hard lesson and experience to gain modicum sanity; it like trying to pick medals from the jaws of the devil.



In saner climes, real acts of humility are: letting someone go ahead of you in a BRT queue or at the ATM point, due to urgency and emergency; cleaning the toilet of your hotel room, even you have cleaners at your beck and call; when a footballer gives the ball to his team mate to score the goal, even when he could score from his position; a good husband who assist his wife in the kitchen or help change the baby’s wet diapers; when you credit your success to the author of a book and etcetera.



Final word: Humility will fetch you a crown, but stupidity will steal it from you.


BY: MIKEL   AYODEJI  FADEYI

Tuesday 27 March 2018

SHORT STORIES FROM MY COUNTRY

                          STORY 1
    
     
         MUMBO JUMBO



EPISODE 1

Musa left home in a very sad mood that Friday morning. The way that led to school was long, busy and muddy. He had no option than to trek all the way. He didn’t taste breakfast that morning because there was nothing to eat at home. His mother, who has been a widow for 18 years, after the death of his father, pleaded with him to go to school on empty stomach. Considering the long distance and brain-tasking class works, he would have refused, but for the fact that he would be having some class tests that day. Moreso, he was moved with pity for the poor woman who always shed tears at the slightest of issues. His mother sold bread and butter at the nearest bus stop.  She came back home empty handed the day before after state government officials came to seize all her goods for selling by the road side. All her pleas fell on deaf years. They even attempted to drag her to their nearby office, but passers-by rescued her from the tight grip of the overzealous officials. She was consoled as she walked back home barefooted. It was when she got home that she realized her purse was missing. She ran back, but the scene was as empty as a grave yard. She almost collapsed.

Regrettably, Musa’s mother never stopped cursing the day she met her husband. He died just two weeks after they had their only child –Musa. He died due to head injury sustained in an auto accident. The husband was a taxi driver and comes home very late in the night. Sometimes he gets drunk and vomits all over their cage-like, one room apartment. Despite all her advice and warning, the man didn’t turn a new leaf and eventually met his untimely death when he was drunk-driving and speedily ran into an oncoming firewood-laden truck. After much incessant head bleeding, he died three days later in a government hospital.

As Musa continued his seemingly unending journey to school, he felt dizzy and weak. He cursed the worms in his stomach as he crossed to the other side of the road. He was so hungry that he didn’t see a group of people watching dog fight in sheer ecstasy. He dragged his foot like a sun-scorched soldier lost in the desert. His uniform was old, tattered with countless patches and rough stitches. He has lost counts of the number of times his mother kept promising to buy him a new one. As a secondary school student, shyness took over his manliness when communicating with female classmates. Though he was handsome, tall, dark and slim, he had neither friends nor enemies.

As the sun began to take shape, Musa decided to urinate near a mango tree. As he moved closer to the tree, he saw two middle-aged men, drinking ogogoro (dry gin) and talking carelessly. They were sitting on a long bench very close to a black Infinity jeep. Musa was angry and frowned at them because he was surprised to see elderly men drinking so early in the morning. He saw it as a sign of gross irresponsibility and waste of manpower. They were so occupied in their discussion that they didn’t even notice Musa who was close, but not too close to them. Musa discovered that there was another man inside the jeep. He was well dressed and had a sunshade on. Judging by his appearance, he was a wealthy and well-to-do personality. He was about to unzip his brown shorts when he overheard the men’s discussion.

MAN A: (Pouring more ogogoro inside his cup) This life is too sweet. I will enjoy myself to the fullest! I feel like the luckiest man on earth with this driving job.

MAN B: (laughs hysterically) I will kill myself anyday you leave this your job because I don’t think there is any other enjoyment greater than this! To drive a blind billionaire is the best job in town (both engage in lengthy laughter).

.......to be continued.

Thursday 8 February 2018

FULANI HERDSMEN: 20 QUESTIONS CRYING FOR ANSWERS

FULANI HERDSMEN OR ARMED MEN: 20 QUESTIONS CRYING FOR ANSWERS

Written by MIKEL AYODEJI FADEYI

According to Wikipedia, “Fulani herdsmen or Fulani pastoralists are nomadic or semi nomadic Fulani herders whose primary occupation is raising livestock. The pure Fulani pastoralist engages in random movement of cattle while the semi-nomadic makes transhumance migration and return to their camps or homes”.

Before now, everything was going smoothly in areas where these herdsmen are found. But the devil came visiting and mayhem became the order of the day.

On February 7, 2018, The Officer-in-Charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, Saki Unit in Oyo State Police Command, was killed by Fulani herdsmen in a forest on the Saki-Ogbooro Road in Oke-Ogun area of the state.
On February 4, 2018, the Indigenous Tiv communities in Nassarawa State lamented that their people in Kadarko, Keana Local Government Area of the state have been rendered homeless, as 25 villages of the area have been sacked by herdsmen.
On January 2, 2018, 70 lives were lost when Fulani herdsmen attacked Tse Igbudu Taraka in Benue State.

As a result of this sour tales, I’ve come up with 20 questions crying for answers regarding the menace of the Fulani herdsmen:
  1. What is the root cause of these attacks? 
  2. What are the domino effects of these endless killings?
  3. What measurable steps are our security agencies taking to curb this menace?
  4. What is the president doing about it?
  5. Where are the traditional rulers of affected areas?
  6. What are the spiritual leaders contributing?
  7.  Should the head of cattle breeders be held culpable?
  8.  Is there a political undertone to these attacks?
  9.    Is it a tribal war in disguise?
  10.  Is this an ongoing reprisal attacks?
  11.   What role is the Minister of Agriculture playing?
  12.   What role is the Minister of Communication playing?
  13.   What roles are journalists playing?
  14.   What will happen if we decide to ban the Fulani herdsmen from moving cattle around?
  15.   Who gave the herdsmen permit to carry guns and ammunitions?
  16.  Why is it taking so much time to end this crisis?
  17.  What roles are international communities playing?
  18. Who is more dangerous, Boko Haram or the herdsmen?
  19. Why is Nigeria always troubled by the Northerners
  20. WHO’S NEXT??? 



Wednesday 3 January 2018

BORROWING A LEAF FROM 2017 TO SERVICE 2018

Now that 2017 has come and gone. It’s time to fasten our seat belt for a fresh ride into 2018. It is another opportunity to tidy up all unfinished business, unmet goals and targets, unachieved dreams and etcetera.

As humans, we all have insatiable needs and wants:
·         Marriage.
·         Fresh and better employment.

·         Self employment.
·         Service Contract
·         Personal car
· Admission into higher institution.
·         Career course.
·         Better apartment
·         Own apartment.

A wise man once said: If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. In terms of behavioural patterns, prejudices and attitudes, some of us want to want to improve in:
  • ·         Professional Team work
  • ·         Marital issues.
  • ·         Relationships.
  • ·         Relaxation.
  • ·         Parenting
  • ·         Educational
  • ·         Tithes and offering.
  • ·         Opinions.

As we march forward in 2018, let’s try to also develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to us, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than our current situation. Forget the economical hiccups, fuel hike, terrorism menace, unemployment bite, herdsmen massacre among others. 

We can still see light at the end of the tunnel. If you have a positive attitude and constantly strive to give your best effort, eventually you will overcome your immediate problems and find you are ready for greater challenges.

Pray for yourself, your family, your environment and your country at large.

Faith works!

Wednesday 1 November 2017

10 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT NOVEMBER!

10 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT NOVEMBER

  1. November got its name from the Latin word "novem" meaning nine, when January and February were added to the Roman Calendar.
  2. November in the Southern Hemisphere is the seasonal equivalent of May in the Northern Hemisphere and vice versa
  3. The Western Zodiac signs for the month of November are Scorpio (October 23-November 21) and Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21).
  4. November's birthstones are the Topaz (particularly, yellow) which symbolizes friendship and the Citrine.
  5. Its birth flower is the Chrysanthemum.
  6. In Catholic tradition, November is the Month of the Holy Souls in Purgatory.
  7. November is the only month used to represent a letter in the phonetic alphabet.
  8. More Serial Killers Born in November than Any Other Month!
  9. Shopping festivals galore.
  10. Best time of the year to express love.